Boring, Repetative, Ugly, Petty
'Hitler says 'Fake news!'
Get it? Because Trump is Hitler? Do you get that? Becasue if you don't every cutscene in this game will try to remind you of it.
'How did they let someone with stupid hair rule?' your character asks at one point? I'm not sure anybody thought Hitler's hair was stupid...but then again it all ties back to SOMEONE ELSE. Get it? Children in cages? Trade wars?
It's all that subtle and all that stupid. It's like standing on someone's grave to whine about your politics.
Aside from this the game's aesthetic is dull and goofy, like lifeless marionettes. The gameplay is entirely based on dragging your people around to increase a possibility of accomplishing missions: the entire game in RNG.
Between the interminable map sections there's a choose your own adventure mode in which you can make dialogue choices that don't effect anything.
What a waste of money and time.



